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Hey, I'm caroline, a freshman at owu... I love learning and hate school, so I'm on tumblr instead of doing work...

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

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mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

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lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

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girl-in-the-football-boots:

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

I’ve said that to someone before

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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lameust:

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

 

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trishisthinkingagain:

pantryraids:

dlubes:

pantryraids:

is spelt spelled spelt or spelled

spelt is spelled spelt in any nation that isn’t america but in america spelt isn’t spelled spelt it’s spelled spelled

thank you so much

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totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

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Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”
Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s (via halluzinogen)

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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